ACCESS DENIED — mynw.oajm.tech

SECURITY SUBSYSTEM v4.1.2 — mynw.oajm.tech

[ 0.000000] Booting Linux kernel 6.6.31+rpt-rpi-2712 on aarch64...

[ 0.182541] CPU: ARMv8 Processor rev 4 (v8l) — Raspberry Pi 5

[ 0.431002] Memory: 8192MB total, 7841MB available ✓

[ 0.612880] eth0: Gigabit link established ✓

[ 0.891445] WireGuard wg0: interface up, peers authenticated ✓

[ 1.024111] fail2ban: active, watching 1 jail(s) ✓

[ 1.203007] UFW: active — default DENY incoming ✓

[ 1.450000] Unrecognized connection attempt detected...

[ 1.451002] Source IP: resolving...

[ 1.452009] Initiating threat assessment protocol...

Scanning: [] 0%

[ 2.910000] Scan complete — identity not whitelisted.

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HOST : mynw.oajm.tech — Raspberry Pi 5, North York ON

STATUS : RESTRICTED — authorized personnel only

INTRUDERS : 0 successful breaches (and we'd like to keep it that way)

Think you belong here?

CONTACT : admin@oajm.tech

— Otherwise, nothing to see here. Move along. 🥁

> Auto-closing connection in 10s...

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⚠ ACCESS DENIED ⚠

!!! YOU SHALL NOT PASS !!! 👻

☠ STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM! ☠
This is a PRIVATE server. You are NOT welcome here!!!

💻 SERVER:	mynw.oajm.tech (Raspberry Pi 5!!) SUPER COOL HOMELAB
🔒 STATUS:	RESTRICTED!!! NO TRESPASSERS!!
👤 YOUR IP:	detecting...
🕑 ONLINE SINCE:	March 1997 (approximately)
🆕 POWERED BY:	Raspberry Pi + Linux + pure HACKING SKILLS xD

💌 You have visited this page 000000 times!

If u think u belong here, e-mail the WEBMASTER:
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🚫 Access Control Manager

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ACCESS DENIED The system has detected an unauthorized access attempt to mynw.oajm.tech.

Error code: 0xC0000022 (STATUS_ACCESS_DENIED)

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⚠ Security Warning

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WARNING: Intruder Detected Your IP address has been logged and reported to:
  • The FBI
  • The NSA
  • fail2ban

(fail2ban is the one that actually does something)

I'm Sorry

🚫 CRITICAL — Unauthorized User

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CRITICAL ERROR: 7 errors occurred Multiple access violations detected.
System integrity may be compromised.

This incident will be reported to the system administrator.

OK to all

📬 System Message from Administrator

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This machine is private property. Unauthorized access is prohibited and will be prosecuted to the full extent of Windows 98.

If you actually belong here, please contact the administrator:

📧 admin@oajm.tech

Otherwise, please close all 47 open dialog boxes and have a nice day.

OK (triggers BSOD)

Windows

A fatal exception 0E has occurred at 0028:C004729E in VxD VMM(01) +

00001B79. The current application will be terminated.

* Press any key to terminate the current application.

* Press CTRL+ALT+DEL to restart your computer. You will

lose any unsaved information in all applications.

NOTE: This is what happens when you try to access systems

that don't belong to you.

If you think you belong here: admin@oajm.tech

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